8:43 AM
so lets try our best!
ehhh FRIDAY meet at 330PM in canteen, those who can go early, pls try to bring the mats
down earlier to the canteen.. warm up own time own target ba..
Everyone please turn up on Friday, lol if not we cant carry out our performance -.-
kk thats all ba, for the rest of the time, lets hear one joke! hahaha today's
dumb Ruiwei joke! she say she let me use her name one! hahahaha quite long this joke!
ICE FISHING
Ruiwei decided that she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. Shewent to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become and expert in the field. Finally she
decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully
gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each
piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stoll and
carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky
bellowed, "there are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, Ruiwei grabbed all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some
hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "Theres are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, Ruiwei was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered
in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice.
Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely
careful to set everything perfectly - tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just
as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again. "There are no fish under the
ice!!"
Petrified, Ruiwei looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
the voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
kk hope u all enjoy the joke, sorry its darn long, took me darn long to type too.
Lets all work hard on friday! (:
Liptat.
5:46 AM
if there's no mistake, we will be meeting at 2pm on Wednesday to practice and have dry run..
we need to make sure our timing all correct before the coach come.. thats why..
and rite, in order not to bother some seniors, i will be giving out a new relay system, so be sure to turn up on Wednesday training..
yea that shud be all. oh ya oh ya, almost forgot, my favourite liptat jokes time! LOL
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were
approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter,
one tourist asked the liptat employee. "Before we order,
could you please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The liptat employee leaned over the counter and
said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
no more discrimination! liptat joke! i dunwan tio sue. LOl
siannn i sound so dumb ):
Liptat.
4:49 AM
so i shall just light up everyone's life and u guys must start posting okay?!
so first up, blonde jokes! (:
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.
On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?"
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?"
The blonde responded, "20, right?"
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"
"3?" said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
hahahah hope u all like it, if not i oso cannot do anything =/
lastly, i just wanna say, give it all ur best for sports day k?
first time u all performing infront of crowd.. must jiayou..
thou our pple ain't much, but we can still make an impact on people!
so yeah, give it our best, no stunt falls or anything, just CLEAN, NEAT stunts (:
last last lastly! welcome WeeHow! and
really really lastly! RuiWei, its time u recover! join us ASAPPPPPP (:
Liptat.
6:04 AM